Halo Series Stupid Question Stupid Answer.

It would scare the sh*t out of here.

Is she afriad of Elites?

Nope.
Why not?

They are pussies.

Why?

I don't know.

Who does?

People who put some effort into their questions and answers do.

Why don't you guys put in any effort?

We aren't like you.

Why do you put effort into you questions?

I dislike SPAM.

Why are half of my posts borderline SPAM then?

You like to make them that way.

Why are 98% of Shockwaves posts SPAM?

Wow, I didn't know it was that much....

Maybe Styx, it is because I am different and if you don't like it because 98 % of my posts are SPAM(I think) you can shove it up your @$$.

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it does it make a sound?

THat good enough for EFFORT!!!

Quit PMSing.

No.

If you are in the forest and a grunt tackles you to ground, what do you do?

PMSing?

Beat it with the nearest object.

What would that be?

Please tell me you know what that is.

A rock.

Why not a tree branch?

Um, I don't know what it is, see I am not Computer Savy.

It is too weak.

Is it Balsa Wood?

It has absolutly nothing to do with computers. Google it. PMS

Yes.

Is it strong enough to beat MC with it?

Pre-Menstural Syndrome? That is what came up.

No it isn't.

Why isn't it powerful enough?

That would fit the context it was used in.

It's Balsa wood, for gods' sake!

Why would anyone think that Balsa wood is strong enough to beat up MC?

You.

Is there a stronger type of wood?

Yes, there is.

Would that wood happen to be Oak?

Possibly. Although there would be many others as well.

Is there some kind of reason we are all talking about 'wood'?

Arbiter started it.

Are there trees on Halo?

No there isn't.

Why isn't there wood on Halo?

They don't need it.

Why not?

Flood bodies are much more plentiful and burn more easily.

How did they find that out?

You don't want to know...

Why?

It involves the intricate workings of a hunters digestive system combined with canned legumes.

Is that a feasible explanation?