Worst Thing That Has Ever Happened To You

My frirnd wss laughing his head off.

Would you of laughed if he did it?

Yeah, but I was laughing as well

Lets see, not counting swallowing a penny, or having four consecutive concussions, or the infection on my special area when I was a kid...Or most of my hair getting pulled out by a spring mechanism my dad jokingly put on my head, or the false asthma, or the lego up my nose, or the stomach ailments ive had. OR the amazing kink in my neck I get only during certain activities, or the pulled muscles and dislocated things...

I would have to say, the worst thing thats ever happened to me, is that I HAVENT gotten laid with those stories of my past.

Wow. a lot of misfortunate things happened to you.

You got "Accident" wrote all over you.